DISQUS

Horatio Schwartz, Captain of t · 2 years ago

Are ya daft man?!?!?! Although Bourne U. was a really good film...better than Transformers? Pahleaseeeee, me thinks U were Bourne yesterdays if ya think dat! Bourne had some interest in the previous 2 stories to have you ask what was next. The ending was .... eh....and all the blair witch project camera work is odl already, I mean that was so 70's!!! Ok so maybe it was 90's, but still. Transformers had rockin effects, a terrific story line (coming form goofy 80's cartoon plots), amazing visual effects, and a gear crankin musical score!!!. Not better than Bourne?!?!?! Someone is not wearing the pants in their family my friend, I suggest you stop eating salads for dinner, and put on a steak, time to cowboy up and go resee Transformers, and when you do tell em Captain Schwartz sent you....

Mike · 2 years ago

I guess I'm daft :)

And I wish I knew who Captain Schwartz is...

Horatio Schwartz, Captain of t · 2 years ago

Well, you've taken the first step in the right direction, so there's hope for you yet!! Now step out of that dress and put on some spurs (well we don't like the spurs, so put on some ....contact lenses), in that you can see which the better movie is =) And who is Captain Schwartz?!?!?! Ahhhhhhhh a new mystery unfolds...but its fair to say, aside from being the end all tell all know all of everything about which movies rock or not, he can also gargle peanut butter like no other!!! FYI: Please forgive any mispellings, as the Cap'n uses Web 1.0 (and we all know what that does to spelling (a.k.a Quick typing)

Mike · 2 years ago

Are you going to hide behind that clever name and keep stalking me or let us know who you really are? :)

As far as being Web 1.0, get with the times :)

Horatio Schwartz, Captain of t · 2 years ago

Hide for now.... I'll emulate where the Transformers were hiding and noone could see them, perhaps I'll leave some clues behind... perhaps I wont...
Get with the Times?... I dont like to read newspapers all that much... they waste paper!!!
Oh btw.... 3:10 to Yuma.... remake... the trailer lets you know this is a story everyone has seen before, even the music of the trailer is right out of little house on the praire, here comes pa music.... its gonna be predictable to a even if we all luv the ators who portray this tired old story...
So says Captain Schwartz...

Horatio Schwartz, Captain of t · 2 years ago

its gonna be predictable to a T, even if we all luv the actors who portray this tired old story…* (stoopid web 1.0 doing it to me again)

Adrian · 2 years ago

"May the Schwartz be with you!"

The Trousered Ape · 2 years ago

I would say that your review of Bourne U. is right on. I had a ton of fun watching this movie and thought it was spot on.

Shawn